Funny Picture,Video,Stuff,joke,animal,poem collection for entertainment & Humour

Evolution of Dance

2008-02-28T05:59:00.000-08:00

The funniest 6 minutes you will ever see in the evolution of dance...!

Technorati: Funny Dance, Evolution of Dance

Shakira Parody

2008-02-23T07:06:00.000-08:00

Terminator Parody

2008-02-23T06:58:00.000-08:00

India Song Is actually is English Song!!!

2008-01-07T09:00:00.000-08:00

This Is Not A Translation.... This is what i believe the Song Sounds Like in English

Technorati: Funny Video, Funny Indian Song

Dogs & its Master

2007-12-09T07:16:00.000-08:00

Technorati: Funny Picture, Funny Dog, Funny Human

Funny Wire Art

2007-12-05T07:39:00.000-08:00

Technorati: Funny Picture, Funny Art

Only Happen in Africa

2007-12-04T08:02:00.000-08:00

Ambulance..??!!

How to get Hot Water....

Sick Note...!!!

Toyota "Cow"rolla ...!!!

Walkman .... ?!

Technorati: Funny Picture, Africa, Humour, Entertainmant

Gold Fish Can Dance..??!!

2007-11-26T05:56:00.000-08:00

Technorati: Gold Fish, Funny Video

Hot Shots 2 - Enter the Camp

2007-11-25T07:53:00.000-08:00

Just check this out....Very hilarious & funny movie clip from Movie "Hot Shots 2"

Technorati: Funny Video, Hot Shots, Hot Shots 2

Before & After Marriage

2007-11-23T08:00:00.000-08:00

Before the marriage (getting married soon) :

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

Now, after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!

Technorati: Marriage Humour, Funny Joke

Japan Funny Pictures

2007-11-21T07:13:00.000-08:00

Technorati: Funny, Funny Pictures

Funny Picture only found in Japan

2007-11-20T08:42:00.000-08:00

Technorati: Funny Picture, Humour, Joke

Why i want to RESIGN!!!

2007-11-19T08:09:00.000-08:00

Technorati: Funny Office Joke, Humour, Funny, Joke

Korea Leader Funny Video

2007-11-12T08:46:00.000-08:00

He..he..he...!!!

Technorati: Korea Leader, Funny, Humour, Comedy

Snake Scare Funny Video

2007-11-12T06:43:00.000-08:00

What happen when a snake crawled beside your body...!!! Watch this funny video to find it out..

Technorati: Snake Scare, Funny, Humour, Comedy Video

Toilet Humour

2007-11-12T05:50:00.001-08:00

Very Funny and humour pictures, just click the picture and see the animation.

Technorati: Funny, Humour

Humour for Husband and Wife

2007-11-12T05:34:00.000-08:00

A letter of Husband to Wife:

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.

Your husband
Allen

########################################################
His Wife replied after some days to her Husband

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1) The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2) The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3) Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4) Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.

5) Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart.

Technorati: Humour, Husband, Wife

Funny Jokes

2007-11-12T05:17:00.000-08:00

Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
________________________________________________________________

Wife: " Sir, I would like to call on my husband who left me and brought all
our five kids with him."
Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
Wife: " Sweetheart, please return back all the kids, actually only one of
them is yours."
_______________________________________________________________

Hello! I'm here again. My mind is all muddlled up. I just want to
ask something. I know that you will be able to help me out.
Is BIRDS FLU the past tense of BIRDS FLY?
_______________________________________________________________

You were riding a bus, when you suddenly fart. Luckily the music is
very loud. Every time you farted, you timed i t with the music.
When you were going down the bus, everybody were throwing dagger
looks at you, and you suddenly realized . . . . . that you have your MP3
player on your ears!
______________________________________________________________

WIFE: It's a miracle! You came home early.
HUSBAND: I just obeyed what my boss told me to do. He said: "GO TO HELL",
that's why I came home early.
_______________________________________________________________

1st night grandma wore a see-thru dress, grandpa didn't react...
2nd night grandma wore t-back, grandpa still didn't react...
3rd night grandma all naked, grandpa said "what is that you are
wearing, it's all crumpled!!"
_______________________________________________________________

John: it's my wife's birthday
Peter: what's your gift to her?
John: i asked her what she wanted
Peter: what did she said?
J: anything, as long as there is a DIAMOND.
P: what did you gave her?
J: playing cards

Technorati: Funny, Joke

Funny Japanese English

2007-11-12T05:03:00.000-08:00

Technorati: Funny, Japan, Japanese, English

10 PRINCIPLES

2007-11-11T07:40:00.002-08:00

Stop and ask yourself today, "How do I really feel about myself? " Before you answer read these ten principles.

Better yet, keep them before you daily.

(1) Never think or speak negatively about yourself; that puts you in disagreement with God.

(2) Meditate on your God-given strengths and learn to encourage yourself, for much of the time nobody else will.

(3) Don't compare yourself to anybody else. You're unique, one of a kind, an original. So don't settle for being a copy.

(4) Focus on your potential, not your limitations. Remember, God lives in you!

(5) Find what you like to do, do well, and strive to do it with excellence.

(6) Have the courage to be different. Be a God pleaser, not a people pleaser.

(7) Learn to handle criticism. Let it develop you instead of discourage you.

(8) Determine your own worth instead of letting others do it for you. They'll short-change you!

(9) Keep your shortcomings in perspective - you're still a work in progress.

(10) Focus daily on your greatest source of confidence - the God Who lives in you !

Technorati: Principles, self improvement

Judge & lawyer

2007-11-11T07:35:00.000-08:00

A young lawyer was defending a wealthy businessman in a complicated lawsuit.

Unfortunately, the evidence was against his client, and he feared the worst.

So the lawyer asked the senior partner of the law firm if it would be appropriate to send the judge a box of Havana cigars.

The partner was horrified. "The judge is an honorable man," the partner exclaimed.

"If you do that, I can guarantee you will lose the case!"

Weeks later the judge ruled in favor of the lawyer's client.

The partner took him to lunch to congratulate him. "Aren't you glad you didn't send those cigars to the judge?",

The partner asked. " But I did send them,"

Replied the lawyer. "I just enclosed the complainant's lawyer's business card !"

Technorati: Judge, Lawyer, Humour, Funny, Entertainment

Hidden Cameras...!!!

2007-11-11T07:28:00.000-08:00

Joanna caught her husband George searching high and low all around his living room.

Joanna: 'What are you searching for?'

George: 'Hidden cameras!'

Joanna: 'And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?'

George: 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching MTV! How does he know that?'

Technorati: MTV, Humour, Funny, Entertainment

Are you kidding?

2007-11-11T07:17:00.000-08:00

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years - say, a red Corvette?"

The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"

Technorati: Engineer, Humour, Funny, Entertainment

Nice Poems written by wife to husband

2007-11-10T22:40:00.000-08:00

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. then
I wrote your name on my Heart & i got Heart Attack

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

The rain makes all things lovely.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things lovely.
Why doesn't it rain on you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo,
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too,
Not in cage but laughing at you.

Technorati: Poem, Wife, husband, Humour, funny, entertainment

Scary Movie + The "Naked" Gun

2007-11-10T20:27:00.000-08:00

I love this scene from "Scary Movie 4"... especially the scene when a japanese guy kill himself .... Hahaha....

Technorati: scary movie, funny, entertainment, humour

Lost in Translation...?!

2007-11-10T08:44:00.000-08:00

Joke 1
A guy calls the telephone operator:
Guy: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"
Operator: "Just a minute..."
Guy: "Thank you."
The Guy answered and cut off the line.

Joke 2
At a bar in New York, the man sat next to a chinese guy told the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE."
The bartender turned to chinese guy and asked, "AND YOU, SIR?"
The chinese guy replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

Joke 3
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
John proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," John said.
"FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked.
John replied, "No, it is not long at all, look ! at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years".

Joke 4
James had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems.
After a few attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer shop for support.
James : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me...."

Joke 5
John with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and
he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to the other ear?"
John: "That stupid fellow called back again !"

Joke 6
Why did Johnny go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed to go in...

Technorati: Joke, Humour, Entertainment, Funny

Rare Nature Scene...So Beautiful..!!!

2007-11-10T07:18:00.000-08:00

Mountain St. Helen

Mt. St. Helen continues to spew ash,while it is forming a lava dome in the crater and still having minor tremors...

Here in this sunrise shot in the above and below, the mountain appears to be blowing smoke rings..

What forms the "smoke rings" is the air flowing over the mountain getting pushed up higher as it goes up and over the top...

The moisture content and initial temperature are just right so that the moisture condenses from a vapor to small particles at the higher altitude. When the moving air moves past the peak and comes down again, the particles evaporate back to an invisible vapor.

The two "pancakes" describe that there are two layers of air for which this is happening, thus making these awesome nature scene...

North Pole Moon

This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point. And, you also see the sun below the moon !!!

An amazing nature scene that you will probably never get to see, so take a moment and enjoy Mighty God Creation at the North Pole...

Hurricane Katrina Over Mississippi (USA)

Technorati: Rare Nature, Mountain St. Helen, North Pole, Hurricane

Somethings To Ponder....

2007-11-10T06:53:00.000-08:00

Guys drink to forget about the girl...
Girls drink to think back about the guy...

When guys are in love, they become poor...
When girls are in love, they become pretty...

Guys can forget, but cannot forgive...
Girls can forgive, but cannot forget...

Guys care the most about the quantity of love...
Girls care the most about the quality of love...

Guys break-up when they feel love from another girl...
Girls break-up when they feel the feeling of separation from her man...

Guys feel curiosity towards all girls...
Girls feel curiosity towards guys who are interested in her...

When guys are hearthbroken, they try to forget about the girl by going out with another girl...
When girls are hearthbroken, they try to find his characteristics from another guy...

Guys wish to be her first love...
Girls wish to be his last love...

"Women are nothing but trouble, and Men are nothing but trouble seekers"

Technorati: Guys, Girls, Men, Women

Useful HealthTips - Heart Attacks and Drinking Warm Water

2007-11-10T06:26:00.000-08:00

This is a very good health tips. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about heart attack. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.

For those who like to drink cold water, this health tip is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.

A cardiologist says if everyone who spread this message to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.

Technorati: Heart attack, Warm Water, Cancer, Chest pain, Intestine