Lost in Translation...?!

Joke 1
A guy calls the telephone operator:
Guy: "Could you please tell me the time difference between Singapore and New York?"
Operator: "Just a minute..."
Guy: "Thank you."
The Guy answered and cut off the line.

Joke 2
At a bar in New York, the man sat next to a chinese guy told the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
and his companion said, "JACK DANIELS,SINGLE."
The bartender turned to chinese guy and asked, "AND YOU, SIR?"
The chinese guy replied: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."


Joke 3
After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
John proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me only 5 MONTHS to do it," John said.
"FIVE MONTHS? Why did you take so long." the friend asked.
John replied, "No, it is not long at all, look ! at the box, it says it is for 4 to 7 years".


Joke 4
James had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems.
After a few attempts, he decided to use the 'Help' command.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer shop for support.
James : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help... but it's been over half an hour & still nobody has come to help me...."


Joke 5
John with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and
he answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to the other ear?"
John: "That stupid fellow called back again !"


Joke 6
Why did Johnny go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because according to the advertisement, below 18 is not allowed to go in...

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