Humour for Husband and Wife

A letter of Husband to Wife:

Dear Sweetheart,

I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses...
You are my sweetheart.


Your husband
Allen

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His Wife replied after some days to her Husband

Dearest sweetheart,

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1) The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2) The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3) Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.

4) Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.

5) Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!

Your Sweet Heart.

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